This Church is dedicated to the notion that Creationism and Intelligent Design are not so much bad science (they are not science at all), but rather bad theology. This aspect of the attack on science by the religious right is best fought on religious grounds. The Pastor, the good Reverend Mister Doctor Professor William Robert Brown, considers himself a God Mad Saint of Science and a Holy Warrior in the Culture Wars. He is a remote cousin of both John Brown and Charles Darwin as can be seen by his family resemblances: